danielle noah

My sister is currently finishing out her final year of grad school at Kellogg Business School (Northwestern) and getting ready to head to Amazon.com. While she keeps trying to convince me that getting your MBA is hard all I see are countless trips around the world, outrageous events and balls (Dances you perve!)  Sounds like the best (and most expensive) 2 years of my life! One of this year’s first years created a music video for Old Spice and it has me seeping with envy, want to share some of that talent this way?

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Check Out The Latest Single from the supergroup “Making The B(r)and.”

To clarify: FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out. Aka, the psychological condition that causes first year MBA students to overcommit, say yes to everything, and
never want to miss a night at the Keg (local watering hole).

Download the MP3 Here: http://www.filedropper.com/makingtheb…

LYRICS:
Man I was just like you, ultra-busy MBA
The Fear Of Missing Out had got me sweating everything
Sweating cuz I want to get straight-As
Sweating cuz I want to interview with Bain
Sweating at the Keg when I dance insane
I sweat so much I can make it rain

(FO-MO FO-MO) Im in 27 clubs with a full course load
(FO-MO FO-MO) Couldnt even find time to wash my clothes
(FO-MO FO-MO) Keep checking myself and wondering if they know
(FO-MO FO-MO) Been wearing this shirt three days in a row

I guess they knew it cuz my classmates turned to me to say
Your BO is so bad its causing me physical pain
How you gonna get an interview, if you walk around smelling like a moldy shoe?
How you ever gonna get a date, if you show up smelling like a turtle cage

(Red-Zone Red-Zone) She handed me a stick and said, Its Alright
(Red-Zone Red-Zone) Come into the Red Zone itll change your life
(Red-Zone Red-Zone) This will keep your body smelling outtasight
(Red-Zone Red-Zone) Rockin your armpits day and night!

Ever since I started using Red Zone
Everyone who smells my armpits likes the smell of my armpits
Ever since I started using Red Zone
Everyone who smells my armpits likes the smell of my armpits

No recruiter gonna to talk to you, if you smell like you might have poo on your shoe
Youll never get a hug from Dean Jain if you smell like a locker room, after the game

Im sweating in my suit, Im running to a meet and greet
But Red Zone keeps me smelling good, ask my friend he agrees (WORD!)
Things didnt used to be this way, my old deodorant only worked for half the day
I used to be so afraid, of knocking out recruiters with a stink-death-ray

(Red-Zone Red-Zone) But now Ive got mad networking skillz
(Red-Zone Red-Zone) Passing out card like dollar billz
(Red-Zone Red-Zone) I can tell my competition is not in the zone
(Red-Zone Red-Zone) Ill be heading to the closed list all alone

Ever since I started using Red Zone
Everyone who smells my armpits likes the smell of my armpits
Ever since I started using Red Zone
Everyone who smells my armpits likes the smell of my armpits

Hey ladies, let me hear you say: We like the smell of your armpits
Hey fellas, let me hear you say: We like the smell of your armpits
Most Interesting MBA: I prefer his armpits
President of the KSA: I prefer his armpits!